Pretty self-explanatory. If you don't agree with any rules, email me and I'll show you why you're wrong: funnygerp03@gmail.com Also, email me if you have any additions.
1. Pitch a tent
a. With a blanket and some sticks.
b. With your pants.
2. Not know how to choose between two different outfits. This, of course, is about woman's outfits. Guys have one outfit: pants, boxer, jeans, shirts, shoes, tie (optional). Everything else is just a variation.
3. Understand that there are only certain instance in which you can cry:
a. Somebody dies.
b. Your favorite team wins/loses the big game.
c. You are on your period.
4. How weird is the second part of the first rule?
5. Be able to fight...drunk. And yes, practicing is recommended.
6. Never change what teams you like. If your a Browns fan, then that's it. Good luck next lifetime.
7. Ass slaps are cool, only if you are playing a sport, or the script falls for it.
8. Doing gay porno to get into straight porno is a means to an end.
9. Don't mention the last rule.
10. Deny that you farted...to the death.
11. Always know what teams are playing.
12. President Bush, although slightly retarded, would be a pretty cool guy to down beers with.
13. Know that natty lights are the training wheels of beer.
14. That college football should have a playoff system.
15. Hop-scotch is gay; four-square is cool.
16. What channel ESPN is on (on cable and DirecTV).
17. How to eat a sandwich without spilling any.
18. Make up excuses for why you are bending/sitting t0 hide your erection.
19. Know how to switch between to shows or games on tv.
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