Rule #1. Don't text and call me at the same time.
Rule #2. You can lose the right to say "that's what she said." You don't have to keep em' classy, but make sure they're funny. Oh, and every group of friends says this so don't think you are so original.
Rule #3. Velcro sneakers are cool... if you are old... and senile.
Rule #4. Sometimes stereotypes are true.
Rule #5. Do not get offended if I un-tag myself from a photo.
Rule #6. Assume all girls are under 18, unless they tell you or you refuse to believe they are not.
Rule #7. It's okay to not take notes in class, but don't act like tool and just sit there and not listen.
Rule #8. All men should know how to pace a shower.
Rule #9. Snuggling is all right...as long as its with your stuffed animal and in your own house.
Rule #10. Family-style meals are split 70/30 if you're eating with a fat guy.
was the velcro shoe comment for me. you know how i feel about those red velcro shoes of hers.
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