1. Can't be nice to a kid. i.e. offer him money at a vending machine if he doesn't have enough.
2. Can't say, "I love children" without a twenty-minute clarification.
3. People can't own white vans anymore.
4. Playing a game of baseball with the neighborhood kids is illagal.
5. Afraid to give out candy at Halloween.
6. Can't watch the Disney Channel anymore; the government screens that.
7. When kids run around naked you think it's a trap set-up by the FBI.
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