Goodbyes and Stuff

Alright, the title of this article sucks. I never really had a knack for naming things anyways (but I did have a knack for alliteration). Anyway, I wanted to discuss this issue because it really pisses me off. Let me set up a scenario so you can follow along. Okay, so your at a party drinking wine coolers or stoli-o's or whatever gay shit my readers drink. I drink guiness, pussies. So your friend's brother, for example, is gonna pick you up soon, says your friend, so you say goodbye to everybody. Now there are a few ways to say goodbye. I usually just leave and hope everybody was so drunk they don't notice if I say goodbye or not. The next best thing is the group goodbye. Just yell out goodbye really loudly and keep nodding to everybody as you leave. So yo say goodbye and leave the house and just then your friend says, "hey, ummm, my bro isn't gonna be here for like ten more minutes." And its always for some stupid excuse: "yeah, my bro needed to jerk off real quick before he got us. He got really turned on watching BBC America and needed a minute." So now you can stay out in the cold or go back in and deal with the most awkward moment ever. If you walk in, you always do that thing where you keep your head low and try not to talk to anybody. Now you are an outsider. You already said goodbye and it's like your some douche bag doing a crappy job crashing someone's party. You can't say hello or else you have to repeat your goodbyes and explain why you came back in, which sucks. You motion to everybody that sees you and do that little nod where you mutter some incoherent blurb about your ordeal. Either way, if they understand you or not, it's and awkward situation. Also, you do that weird dance where you don't know whether to take a seat or stand, so you move between the two. You think, "if I sit, he may be here soon. But I don't know how long till then...." And by now you don't have a bear so you're fiddling with shit with your empty hands. This is where the phrase, "standing with your dick your hand" comes from. You were probably just whispering to your friend, whose brother is gonna drive you two. You talked in the corner together and in no way looked really awkward doing. And the worst is when your ride finally comes you don't know whether you have to say goodbye or not, regardless of whether you reintroduced yourself. It's pretty much a shitty situation. I would recommend just leaving. Luckily for me I stay out in the cold because I'm not going back in that house for anything...unless I can steal some more food.